Accoutrements Dashboard Jesus

My boyfriend loves this dashboard Jesus. It affixed to the dash very well, never moves off the dash where it is. But it moves a lot in the way that it bounces and jiggles as he drives. A true delight for anyone in the car.

Jesus is now inside my sister's car protecting her from the sins of the outside world. He is beautiful and very sticky. His color is as bright as the gates of heaven himself. My sister even stuck him to her forehead and was head banging and man did he hold on for that ride. His quality is nice he's a little scary lookin but overall it's our lord and savior Walter White.

This is a very late review, as I bought this in 2023, but it is cute. However, the adhesive that comes with it is not good at all. It is still worth it despite the adhesive issue. I had to use another strong type of clear adhesive mounting tape I recommend that you get it to make it stay on. After that, I had no problems with Him falling off. I do like how He looks. It is fun to see Him move around as you listen to music, and it's not that big, maybe the size of your hand, almost.

He’s adorable and dances like crazy. The adhesive is still holding strong even after all the bobbling he does.

Item as described. Happy with purchase.

I bought dashboard Jesus for our road trip well-being/ watch over us. I have never had a more difficult trip in my life! Maybe he did the best at protecting is and it could have been worse? We went on a Las Vegas trip. Completely prepared for travel with brand new tires. Parked in the casino/ hotel parking garage. Came out to find someone stole my back driver side wheel off of my car and left our on a jack. We were literally getting in the car to travel back home, out of state. When this was discovered, we went to put spare tire on and it was flat. Hotel/ parking garage refused to let us use air to fill tire. Many Uber rides later we got a wheel and tire and put it on the car. Then we had to go for a police report, which could only be don't at the substation in person. We went to substation we were told over call with police to go to. Once there, police informed us that we had to go a different station and that station might be too busy to take report and suggested to try again the next day. We went to main station and they finally agreed to take report. On the road home, finally, we figured it would be good to get air in the spare just in case. None of the gas station air pumps were working. Finally found one and filled it up. Luckily, we had no further issues getting home, except extremely late and tired. Once we got home, Jesus jumped off the dash , hitting me (no longer sticking). He was only on the dash 5 days! I think Jesus gave up on is. Maybe we are just too much to look after. Or, Jesus was exhausted trying to keep us out of harms way and did the best he could with the subjects he had to work with. I am giving a 4 stars, only because it is Jesus and I don't want to piss him off. He did get is home without injury. And before people take offense to my review, I know God has a good sense of humor. Trying to find humor in a bad situation.

It makes my boyfriend happy to have this in his van along with Buddha, Odin, Thor, and a hula girl, all dancing on his dashboard. I gave it as a stocking stuffer xmas gift and he was very pleased. His teen daughter, on the other hand, is furious with me because she thinks I'm encouraging her dad to be an embarrassing weird parent. This thing is good because it sticks nicely to the dashboard and sort of dances around when he drives the van. He wishes to have reprresentatives of as many world religions as possible on his dashboard, so maybe you could create some other ones? It's a fun thing for him. (disclaimer, I don't use dashboard ornaments in my own car. But whatever makes him happy, it's his van!)

Adheres nicely and the Jesus moves on the platform which is nice because he can literally rotate 90°.